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This is the place for all you people who have obsessions with melons! Melon Mania is a thing of the past! Cucurbitaceous Craziness is the new order! For those of you who would like to leave your mark here, send in fanfiction! We need melon fanfiction! Just write a story in which melons play an important role. Upload it to the web in a convenient spot and give us the location. Note that we will need your permission to make a copy for display on our website. Submissions remain the author's property in every way.

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